Scrap. Otherwise known as copyright.

Bard and bird in a scrap,

Fighting for rhymes, it just isn’t right

“May I use your song?” said the bard in a devious tone.

“Your rhymes are not as good as mine, eh,” said the bird. “But I’ve got copyright.”

“Your rhymes for scrap paper, I need them so.”

“No, you don’t, I’ll sing alone.”

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